Thursday, September 4, 2008

Shaadi ki sooch ki kahani ek ladke ke zubaani..............

Doston bahut dino se ek sawaal tha maan mein. socha gupshup gali ke jyareye sabse banta jaye.
ab hum sab us umar mein pahunch gaye jahan kabhi na sochne wale baat samne aati hai baar baar shaadi shaadi shaddi.... aur vaise bhi humare aas pass ki sabhe logon ke shaddi ho rahe hai.
tu mene bhi socha kyun na sabse poocha jaya aur sabse banta jaya apna iradaa.
bhai hum to bilkul tyaar hain shaadi ke liye. apni to poori planning hai shaadi ko le kar. ladki kaise hone chhahiye, uske ghar vale kaise, uske saheliyaan (most imp) etc etc. bhai ladki ek dum chand ka tukda, na lakhonn mein na karoodein bas duniya mein ek. baki jo thoda bahut khana bana le. bas MBA,MCA ho kafi hai jyada nahin, bas english bol lete ho, hain koi aur international language ho acha rahega, kal ko business mein help milege.. see global sochna padhta hai bhai ..
baki ladki susheel ho, gharelo ho but saath mein dance bhi jante ho.. aaj kal clubbing ka jamama hai bhai.. nahin tu ruppee room aur colaba walon ka dhandha bandh... baki ladki ke puraane affair thode kaam hi hoon.. nahin tu pata nahin kaunse mahi(bachna ee haseeno) humare haath aa jayee... baki aaj kal mushkeel hi hai.. 1-2 puraane affair tu theekh hain jyada tu phir ladki thodee gadbad ho jayege phir....
baki ladki hasne wali hoo, aanson shaadi ke raat saree bha le.. allowed hai, mein ghar usko subah thodee daar se lee aoonga.. vidayee extended for crying........
acha humne woh lakhon karodein mein ek wali baat tu baataaye nahin... height uski 5-8 tu hone chahiye, bal definitely lambe (bob, boy cut out) aankheen bas jinmein nasha hi nasha ho, hoonth hmmmm....... baki gym kasrat karke shape mein hooo....
yeh tu hoyee shaadi kiske karni uski baat,, aree uski parivaar aur sahelyoon ke baat tu reh gayee.. bas ekalee bete, baap ke pass paise he paisa...... mother in law bete se bhi pyaari,,, yeh bahut imp hai bcoz nahin tu bete ke budhape ka andaza wahin se lagega... bhai hona nahin chhahiye koyee..... bhene ek aad theekh hai..... haan shelyiaan jitne utni achee,,, jo humare bhi dost bankar raheennn... be broad minded frndssssssss.
chalo abhii shaadi tu ho gayee ab nibhanee kaise yeh sawaaal ( committment).. doston yeh jo committment word hai mere hisaab se har ladke ka sabse nafratheen shabad hogaa.... without any doubt locked on committment.......
tu pehle ek do saall tu pyaar, jaan pehchaan, dinner, functions,,, ppocho mat punjab mein tu dulhe ko khila khila kar mar dete hain..... acha sorry yaar honeymoon tu reh gaya,,, chalo woh bhi add karo.. chalo kya matlab yeh tu sabse imp hai... shaadi hotee hi honeymoon ke liye hai.. vaise yeh honeymoon wale kaam se tours and travels walee bada paisa kamatee hain.. singapore mein to poocho mat badh aaye hai inke.. chalo hum kyun jale kisse ke honeymoon se..
hum apna banayega.. destination.. yeh bhi sawaal hai ab... mere choice new zealand.. ladki ki kuch aur tu uski marzi, hum tu nz jakar hi banayaenge woh nahin tu aur......
aree nahin nahin usse ki saath mana lenge usko yaar...... acha phir ya planning child.. i thnk 2-3 saal baad.. nahin tu jayada late ho jayegaa... hum 40 ke aur bache nursery mein... mushkeel.. bahut icha hai bachoon ke saath badhee hone ki khelne kudne ne.. preference a girl baby doll....
wt say frnds...... in sab mein kaam dhandha tu lagta chaupat ho gayaa,.. vaise phil haal bhi bck to kaam, abhi shaaddi ke 2-3 saal hi theekh hain kyunki uske baad mujhe kaun jhelega tu divorce pucca... vaise tu chk latest on divorce search google.. india is making records...
baki doston apnee vicharr bhi dalon..
ajaad kyunvaaraa kuch din ke liye

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dil ki gehraaiyon se nikle iss post ko salaam ;)

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Unknown said...

Bhai Shaadi ki baat mein agar ladki ki itni demand hai toh ladka bhi padh lo neeche kaisa hona chahiye !!

ladka HEERA hai apna.matlab Bhaisaab..ye samjh leejiye ki Gau hai Gau !!
koi aib nahi,bas kabhi kabhi sharaab maar leta hai.Lekin isme iska koi dosh nahi.sale dost hi aise hain ki haath pakad kar baitha lete hain.Ab aadmi unko to mana nahi kar sakta na jinko khud hi pehli baar pilaya ho.Fir cigerette ko to haath bhi nahi lagata.Haan par tobacco main maal bhar kar rolling paper main pilao to fir kaun mana kar sakta hai.Aur juae ki to zara bhi aadat nahi hai.Haan par sharab pila koi koi baitha le to ek do haath khel leta hai.Baki ladka khelte waqt apne patte dekhta bhi nahi hai.blind khelta rehta hai.Ab bhala bina patte dekhe koi khele, to usse juari kaun kahega.Aur ladkiyon ka to bilkullai shauk nahi hai.Bas mujra dekhne jana ho, to hi jayega.bhai after all sangeet aur nritya ke kadardaan to bade bade raja maharaja the.

Baaki aur kya likhna .. sab kushal mangal hai bhaiya ji...

accha bhaiya jai ram ji ki

Anonymous said...

bhai tere kahani to acchee hai. but aajkal mera experience kehta hai ke ladkiyoon ke jyada demands hai. hum logon ko to koyee mil jayee wohi acha. warna mere taranh 30 plus ho kar kunvaree bethe rahoge.

Anonymous said...

ARREY WHERE R MORE BLOGS!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

natu ur turn to add sumthing.
me and niati keeping very busy lately. definitely over the cmng weekend kuch add karta hoon.
meanwhile u take the charge and share ur long learned gyan with some poor souls arnd....

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